American Horror Story creator Ryan Murphy is doing us a solid by releasing the first five minutes of the season premiere (coming at you Oct 17 on FX) on the show's Facebook page. OH, YOU TEASE. Anyway, it depicts newlyweds Adam Levine and Jenna Dewan on a "haunted honeymoon" tour of America's creepiest places to fuck in—and unfortunately they decide to do it in Briarcliff Asylum. Note to people who like sex: GHOSTS DO NOT LIKE PEOPLE HAVING SEX AROUND THEM. They consider it rude and I can't blame them. (The video's non-embeddable, so watch it here!)
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