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Friday, October 12, 2012

In a Serious Blow to the Obama Campaign, Lindsay Lohan Has Endorsed Mitt Romney

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Oct 12, 2012 at 2:44 PM

That first debate was a tough one, but this is a real heartbreaker:

LOS ANGELES – Four years ago, Lindsay Lohan referred to Obama's Presidential victory as "amazing," but cut to 2012, and it seems the "Mean Girls" star has had a serious change of heart.

"I think unemployment is very important for now, so as of now I think (my vote) is Mitt Romney," Lohan told reporters, including FOX411's Pop Tarts, at the Mr. Pink Ginseng Drink Launch Party Los Angeles on Thursday night.

I will enjoy watching Republicans struggle to embrace Lindsay Lohan as a conservative icon, but I would like to issue a warning to Lohan: Immediately after Jenna Jameson endorsed Romney, she was arrested for drunk driving. I'm starting to think that a Romney endorsement is becoming an important step in the celebrity meltdown cycle, right before rehab.


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