Portland's Mayor Apparently Gave You All Plenty to Complain About This Year
Nobody wins in this neighbor vs. neighbor story—especially the rest of the world who must now come to grips with the fact that these people are on the same planet as us. BUT ANYWAY...
You're a nosey person, and I do not like you. In an attempt to retaliate, I made up up complaints about you to the City and Police, but none panned out because, well, they were made up. So there I was, thinking about how to get back at you and it finally hit me.
Read the rest to find out what retaliatory measures this person took. Shockingly, you won't be rooting for him. However, we do appreciate him bringing the "crazy" back to the I, Anonymous Blog—which is a great place to talk about it, but not actually "do it."
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