MAN! Tickets for this year's edition of HUMP!—the friendliest, and funnest amateur porn fest in the west running 11/8 through 11/11—are already selling out quick! HAVE YOU GOT YOUR TICKETS YET? Better do so now, or be kicking yourself in the bottom later!
HOWEVER! Since I'm a sexy jewel, I'm giving away TWO TICKETS to the HUMP! 4:30 pm Sunday, Nov 11 show at Cinema 21. (And guess what? That one is the special 18+ screening, for those who are shut out of the rest of the shows which are 21 and over!) WOULD YOU LIKE THESE TICKETS? Email me here no later than noon on Monday, Oct 15 and put "HUMP ME, HUMPY!" in the subject line. (Sorry.)
Don't want to risk missing it? Get those tickets NOW!
UPDATE: And we have a winnah! Thanks for playing.
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