Bar dogs are like those people I knew in my 20's who would come out drinking with you and make out with you later at night without ever asking you to watch shitty movies or come home with them for the holidays. All fun no hassle!
People who don't like dogs are joyless shitheads.
I guess that makes me a joyless shithead. But at least this person will get leukemia, which provides some comfort. HEY! Do you have a rant or confession you'd like to share, uninvited, to the world? Drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog: Home of the joyless shithead.
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