BOOGIE OOGIE—Portland's finest DJs, Cooky Parker joins Gwizski and Maxx Bass for a new night of electro, boogie, and modern soul called Gimme the Night. The cover's cheap, and the dance floor's waiting, so put on your party pants and get down. MS
Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 9 pm, $3 (FREE before 10 pm)
DRUNKEN COMICS—Six excellent comics artists present new work tonight at the semi-regular boozing event Comics Underground (hosted by the Merc's Alison Hallett and Erik Henriksen). Head past the pool tables to the Rialto's basement bar to hear from artistic ne'er-do-wells Matt Bors, Jeff Parker, Erika Moen, and others. SM
Jack London Bar, 529 SW 4th, 8 pm, $3, 21+
CRAFT-OFF—You think you can wield a glue gun, hot shot? You ain't seen nothing like the crafters of SCRAP's annual Rebel Craft Rumble, which pits four crafty bitches against each other in an Iron Chef-esque competition full of trash talking. Come watch, heckle, and drink as they magically turn hodgepodge into Mod Podge. CF
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:30 pm, $10, 21+
Get the best of the Mercury each week in your inbox!