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Monday, October 22, 2012

BREAKING: A Roach is On My Neck!!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Oct 22, 2012 at 2:59 PM

...and the stock market took another slight dip today, ending just three points shy of the Dow's September numbers, and... wait. Hold on... I'm sorry to interrupt, but we've got some breaking news from Mercury news reporter Denis Theriault reporting live from city hall. Something... something about a roach crawling around your neck?

We wish Denis a speedy recovery.

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