Okay, so Jeff Goldblum is definitely—or at least, most likely—not drunk in this ad for Paypal. HOWEVER! When you slow it down ever so slightly as this guy did, he sounds super-duper drunk... and actually, a lot more likable. I'd hang out with this drunk. (Maybe I'll go as Drunk Jeff Goldblum for Halloween?)
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