That last entry is going to be pretty hard to beat, but if you still want to have second breakfast with me and Steve*, you have until 5 pm today to enter and/or re-enter our incredibly dumb contest. Have at, hungry nerds!
* "No one is going to want to have breakfast with you guys." —Mercury Arts Editor Alison Hallett, WHO CLEARLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT
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