Just in time for Halloween... people who are not welcome on this guy's doorstep:
The following are not welcome on my Halloween doorstep tonight:
1, Teenagers... actually no one over 10 years old.
2. Anyone without a costume
3. Kids who grab candy from the bowl and refuse to say thank you.
And oh, yes! There are even more rules! (Better study up, kids! OR NO CANDY FOR YOU!) Do you have a rant (trick) or confession (treat) you'd like to share with the world? Put it in the big bowl of asshole candy also known as The I, Anonymous Blog! (You're welcome, by the way.)
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