Did you read Sarah Mirk's feature story this week on what it takes to be a judge for the HUMP! amateur porn festival? IT TAKES TEN HOURS OF WATCHING THE STRANGEST, MOST HILARIOUS PORN EVER—THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES. Thankfully, she and her fellow judges winnowed the list down to the best 27 five-minute films... and that's what YOU'RE going to see starting next weekend at the HUMP! film fest at Cinema 21!

And if you're serious about going, you better get your tickets quick! Many screenings are already sold out—but you still have a chance if you act quickly!

Feeling lucky? Well, because I know you love watching sexy hot people doing it all crazy-style, I'm offering you the final HUMP! ticket giveaway contest of the year. TO WIN TWO FREE TICKETS to the Sunday, Nov 11 4:30 pm show, email me here by noon on Monday, and put "DOIN' THE HUMPTY-HUMP" in the subject line. If you win, I'll let you know!

And again, HURRY! Tix are flying out the door, and you don't want to be left out of the fun!

UPDATE: Thanks for playing, we have a winner!