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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Don't Prostitute Yourself Just Yet! NEW HUMP SHOW ADDED!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Nov 6, 2012 at 11:14 AM

As I clearly warned you a number or times, HUMP! sold the fuck out. Which obviously prompted the following real Craigslist posting...


While HUMP! tickets are clearly worth at least one blowjob, you don't have to go down on someone just yet for tickets, because WE'VE JUST ADDED ANOTHER HUMP! 2012 SCREENING!

Due to overwhelming response, we now have a Friday 4:30 screening of HUMP! and tickets are on sale now! And you can bet your BJ that this one will sell out too—SO GET THOSE TICKETS QUICK!

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