I have never seen Fox News so sad as when Bill O'Reilly told them the (partial) truth. That he and everyone who works for and watches Fox News are now in the MINORITY. While he weirdly categorizes Obama supporters as people "who want things"—as opposed to Republicans who never want anything ever (they're so austere with their wealth!)—when Bill speaks, you can almost hear the walls and ceiling of the Fox studio collapsing into an irreparable state of gloom and despair.
Oh, and also: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
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