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Friday, November 9, 2012

This Is Your Fault, Internet

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Fri, Nov 9, 2012 at 9:44 AM

TRANS4MERS This is a real thing that is happening.
  • TRANS4MERS This is a real thing that is happening.

For those of you who think Michael Bay doesn't give a shit what people on the internet say, you are 100 percent correct! But sometimes he hears what people on the internet say. So when nerds started guessing that Mark Wahlberg might be in Transformers 4, Michael Bay was all, "Pfft! Please. That is ridonkulous, on the serious." But then Michael Bay was all, "Hmmm! That gives me an idea... what if I put Mark Wahlberg in Transformers 4?" AND NOW MARKY MARK IS STARRING IN OPTIMUS PRIME AND THE FUNKY BUNCH, AND IT WILL MAKE 14 TRILLION DOLLARS.

Be careful what you say on the internet, nerds. You never know who will be listening.



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