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Thursday, November 15, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Nov 15, 2012 at 2:59 PM

GUYS!! Somebody's killing squirrels!!

From my back porch I can see you two a few houses down. Putting peanuts on the road around rush time. The squirrels get pegged off, you shovel them into a bucket and then dissapear. What the hell are you two doing with all those dead squirrels?

SERIAL SQUIRREL KILLER!!! If you have any information on this brutal murderer, please contact the Portland Police, PETA, or the only real law in this town... the I, Anonymous Blog! (Your tips, rants and confessions are kept entirely confidential.)


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