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Monday, November 19, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Nov 19, 2012 at 2:59 PM

Today in impatient white people problems:

Yes, Dick Head, there are other people waiting to fill their cup at the drink fountain. Did you notice? Not likely since you’re so fucking focused on tapping the dispenser over and over to max out your cup. What is it with rude idiots like you, who never seem to get that we’re not all on 3 hour lunch breaks with nothing to fucking do except get as much soda for free as possible.

SIGH. The I, Anonymous Blog: Where the truly pressing concerns of the day are discussed, thoughtfully considered, and resolved.

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