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Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Film Last Chance! For Free! Miami Connection Tickets!
Posted by Erik Henriksen on Wed, Nov 21, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Yes. Today's the final day I'm giving away a pair of tickets to the incredible Miami Connection, which is screening this weekend at the Hollywood Theatre (4122 NE Sandy). I've got a pair of tickets good for any of the shows—Friday at 9:30, Saturday at 7:30 or 9:30—and the winner will also score a sweet Dragon Sound shirt that's pretty much 100 percent guaranteed to get them laid. For real, if you can't find love while wearing a sleeveless Dragon Sound shirt, you're doing something terribly wrong.
I've been trying to decide which one of these clips to post, and then I realized fuck it, I'm going to put all three up. You can't stop me.
So! Here's all you need to do to enter to win the tickets: (1) Email me no later than 4 pm today, (2) make sure the subject line of your email is "NEXT TIME I'LL KILL YOUR ASS," and (3) tell me which show you'd like to attend if you win. Sometime around 4 or 5 I'll pick a winner from the group of people who managed to complete all three of those steps correctly. (Will the winner be random? Will the winner be whomever I think deserves the tickets the most? Will the winner be whatever girl I think has the cutest name and/or makes the best use of emoticons? WHO KNOWS.) Then I will email the winner to tell them they've won. Then they will go to Miami Connection for free while the rest of you suckers have to pay.
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