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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Dec 5, 2012 at 2:59 PM

DRIVE FASTER!! DRIVE FASTER!! DRIVE FASTERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

While I envy whatever lifestyle you have that affords driving 5 below the speed limit, in a no-passing zone, between 8:30 & 9am on a weekday...I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DO NOT GET OUT OF EVERYONE'S WAY I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN.

DRIVE!! DRIVE!! DRIVE!! FASTERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! (Ahem.) The I, Anonymous Blog.

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