This Week in the Mercury
Thursday, December 6, 2012
?!?!? The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Dec 6, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Guys! The dickhead in the following story (who was in attendance at a certain company holiday karaoke party) WAS NOT ME.
You were the one who sang like every other song. You left the room and then another song of yours came on. When someone jumped in and started singing, you ran back in and jerked the mic out of their hand and said "THIS IS MY SONG!!!" O Really. Thanks for being such a dick.
Despite my enhanced social standing, I WAIT MY TURN. (Besides, no one besides me likes to sing the entire Taylor Swift catalog.) Have you been the victim of a horrible holiday happenstance? Submit it to the I, Anonymous Blog, where "revenge" tastes sweeter than the stickiest candy cane.
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