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Thursday, December 6, 2012
TV The Perfect Christmas Gift for Relatives Who Have [CENSORED] Sticks Up Their [CENSORED]
Posted by Paul Constant on Thu, Dec 6, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Do you have evangelical relatives? Do they hate swearing? Do they love TV? If so, you should buy them a TV Guardian! The TV Guardian "reads" the closed captioning for TV shows and DVDs, and then it mutes the video whenever a cuss word comes up. The TV Guardian has three settings: You can make it delete the fuck-word, the Jesus Christ-word, and even the damn-word! Here's a video:
Need more proof? Arthur from Kentucky says:
My family loves TVGuardian. Everyone in my Family has now purchased one. Thank You for allowing our Family to be able to watch TV together again as a FAMILY!
I get the impression that Arthur likes families, but not as much as he likes Random CAPITALIZATION! Buy yOur TvGuaRdian tOdAy!
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