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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Poinsettias: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Dec 13, 2012 at 1:44 PM

You know what, folks? I DON'T LIKE 'EM. Poinsettias don't look "real" to me, they're kind of ostentatiously ugly, and their name is hard to spell and reminds me of poison. Why is this the official holiday plant? FUCK A POINSETTIA.


But how do you feel?

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