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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Teach Me How to "Head or Elbowbutt," Hump!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Dec 13, 2012 at 10:44 AM

My continuing series about "teaching you how to do stuff" continues! Another thing a lot of you people have been saying in the comments is, "Hump. Nobody headbutts or elbowbutts better than you. WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?" Well, though I was originally planning to use a headbutt or elbowbutt on you—I'm feeling generous. But I'm NOT so generous to the honeydew melons I headbutt and elbowbutt in this instructional video! Want to learn how to properly head or elbowbutt? WATCH AND LEARN, SON! WATCH AND LEARN.

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