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Monday, December 17, 2012

How to be an Asshole.

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Mon, Dec 17, 2012 at 4:00 PM

Step One:
Rake in $2.8 billion in four months.

Step Two:
Refuse to pay your employees for time they took off when their store was closed because someone opened fire in the mall.

Step Three:
Also dock their performance-based pay because they weren't able to make any sales while the mall was on lockdown.

Step Four:
Change course, deciding to fully pay the employees forced temporarily out of work after the tragedy, after people complain about you on Facebook.

Good work, Nordstroms!

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