People from our comments section have questions for me... I try to answer them. Today commenter EinsteinStupid asks, "What's going on inside your underpants, Hump?" GOOD QUESTION. I am intrigued by the science of microbiology, so the moment I received this question, I ran down to the science store, picked up a microscope, and shoved it down my pants. The video I captured was fascinating, educational, and a thought provoking look at the "universe of life" currently crawling around my genitals. Enjoy.