"Have you seen the trailer for The Greatest Movie of All Time?" Steve iChatted me. "Nope," I said. "I haven't even heard of a film with that title. That's a good title." BUT WHAT STEVE WAS REFERRING TO WAS THIS.

So, actually... Steve might have a point? Well done, Michael Bay. And Marky Mark. And The Rock. Well done. I eagerly look forward to The Greatest Movie of All Time.