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Friday, December 21, 2012
?!?!? The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Dec 21, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays... OR IS THERE?
It aches me to say this especially during the holidays, but although I love my family, I greatly dislike them. Here I am visiting them for a couple of weeks, and I already want to go home after a few days. I cannot stand to be around them. I love you mom, but I dislike you. You embarrass me. You are unintelligent, rude, a pig, a disgusting eater, annoying, a whiner, and you made my childhood lonely and unpleasant because of your selfishness and paranoia.
HEY, I, ANONYMOUS SUBMITTERS: MORE LIKE THIS, PLEASE. Got some holiday-style airing of grievances with your family or friends that can't be settled via physical challenges? Send them to the I, Anonymous Blog—where Santa can't find out if you're being naughty or nice.
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