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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 1, 2013 at 2:44 PM

New year's resolution advice from one woman to another: STOP SCREWING MY HUSBAND!

Have you not considered the many possible reasons my husband, your "boyfriend," and I are not divorced? That is, other than the dishonesty he placates you with? Has he happened to mention to you how much we love each other? And how we both want, deep down, to save our marriage, but pride, shame, and fear get in the way? With those tasks ahead of us on our path to true love (yes, true love,) do you really think you need to be here, adding to my husbands shame? Because what type of woman would overlook a marriage?

Got some advice for this sad lady? Drop by the I, Anonymous Blog and drop in your two cents—as well as your rants and confessions! AND STAY AWAY FROM THIS LADY'S HUSBAND.


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