Because (and only because) some of you still want to know these things, Portlandia returns tonight (Friday, Jan 4, 10 pm) for its third season on IFC with two new back-to-back episodes. (Or in other words, twice the not-funny!) Here's a clip in which the primary joke is about people (presumably Portland people) who get bent out of shape about TV "spoilers"—and is basically a rewrite of the "Did You Read?" sketch from season one. Whoops! That was a spoiler!
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