2) "Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through."—Jonathan Swift, A Critical Essay upon the Faculties of the Mind (1707).
3) Taylor Swift, sad and alone on a boat.
5) Check out this ah-MAY-zing mashup of Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" mashed up with the Jackson 5's "Want You Back" put together by the very brilliant—though not as brilliant as Taylor or Jonathan Swift—NYC comedian/podcaster Chamberlain.
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