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Thursday, January 10, 2013

Today in Very Logical Explanations, I'm Sure

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jan 10, 2013 at 10:14 AM

GUYS! When you watch this NBC report about a priest who dials 911 because he's trapped in a pair of handcuffs while wearing a leather mask and a gag in his mouth, please do not jump to conclusions!

Look. There are all sorts of very logical reasons why this respected religious figure could've been caught in such a curious situation... like... like... okay, your turn.

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