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Monday, January 14, 2013

Is That a Pistol In Your Pocket...

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Jan 14, 2013 at 2:44 PM

...or are you just happy to see—OW, FUCK! CHRIST! THAT IS A PISTOL IN YOUR POCKET!

Kansas officials are reviewing the events surrounding a man’s accidental shooting of his wife last week at the Longbranch Steakhouse in Lenexa. Police said the two were sitting across from each other in a booth about 8:15 p.m. Jan. 2 when the man reached into his front pants pocket and accidentally discharged a small pistol, striking his wife in the leg just above the knee. She was treated at a hospital and released.

If only her leg had been armed.

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