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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jan 16, 2013 at 2:59 PM

Somebody was being mean to a pinball machine, guys! So this writer was psyched to try out a new pinball machine, and was waiting to play it when...

Imagine my horror, after I placed our food order, when my friend told me how you drained your last ball, turned off the machine before it registered, spun around, pulled down your pants, and ripped a juicy one. She said from the sound of it, she was sure there was fecal splatter. At which point you turned the machine back on, and continued to hurl obscenities at it, before walking away.

Oh, THAT AIN'T RIGHT. Read the rest here, and while you're there check out all the other affronts to humanity in the I, Anonymous Blog—the home of "Oh, THAT AIN'T RIGHT."


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