Here's the trailer for Olympus Has Fallen, which does not—I repeat, DOES NOT—star Channing Tatum.
In related news, here is the synopsis for White House Down, which does—I repeat, DOES—star Channing Tatum.
A Secret Service agent is tasked with saving the life of the U.S. President after the White House is overtaken by a paramilitary group. (Via channingtatumunwrapped.com.)
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