HAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Get a load of this stupid, dumbshit hamster! It's trying to cram an entire pretzel stick into his mouth, and the stick is bigger than he is! HEY STUPID! You're gonna give yourself a lobotomy—or even worse, you may poke your anus out! Maybe it's all for the best... because I've never SEEN a more stupid, GREEDY little hamster! You deserve whatever you get, you stupid, stupid HAMSTER!!
Umm... that is a hamster, right?
Psshht! Stupid hamster.
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