This Week in the Mercury
Friday, January 25, 2013
Puppy / Sports / TV Stupid, Stupid Puppies: Wake UP, You Stupid Puppy Bowl Puppies!!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jan 25, 2013 at 10:14 AM
HEY! HEEEEEYYYY!!! Stupid Puppy Bowl puppies! Shouldn't you be doing something? You know, other than sleeping or perhaps just waking up long enough to momentarily chew on another puppy's ear before falling back asleep? Like... oh, I don't know... practicing for the PUPPY BOWL (Sunday, Feb 3, 3 pm)?? It's just a little over a week away, you goddamn puppy idiots!! Who's coaching this goddamn team??? WAKE UP THESE FUCKING STUPID, STUPID PUPPIES, or I'm going to be forced to watch and scream at this livestream of stupid fucking Puppy Bowl puppies all stupid fucking day!!!
WAKE UP, YOU STUPID PUPPY BOWL PUPPIES!!!
Most Commented on Blogtown, PDX
-
Scenes from the the No on Fluoride Party. Which Is Winning by Denis C. Theriault
-
Bunkered Down: Pro-fluoride Edition by Dirk VanderHart
-
Fluoride 2013: Let's Just Start Drinking a Poison We All Agree On (Hint: It's Alcohol) by Denis C. Theriault
-
Gloaters Gonna Gloat by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
-
Game of Thrones Recap: Wedding Bells Edition by Joe Streckert
-
Birth of a Killer Tornado by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
-
Union Way by Marjorie Skinner
-
If You Missed KBOO's Election Roundup (with Yours Truly as a Guest), Listen Here by Denis C. Theriault
-
Steven Spielberg Presents Halo: The Television Series by Bobby Roberts
-
Tweet Wars: Michael Ian Black vs. Marc Maron by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
Our Friends
- UrbanHonking
- Culture Shock
- Portland Roundball Society
- Steph Cassano
- Cort and Fatboy
- Street Roots
- Powell's Books Blog
- Portland Transport
- Portland Afoot
- Bike Portland
- Eater: PDX
- Portland Food and Drink
- Mr. Movie
- Sunday Softball
- BlueOregon
- Sightline Institute
- Ultra: Arts Portland
- Bitch Magazine
- Blazer's Edge
- Reading Local: Portland
- Portland Food Carts
- Stumptown Vegans
Our Enemies
RSSGoing to Seattle?
