HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS It's a movie about Hansel and Gretel! Hunting witches!
56 UP And thus time marches on, destroying us all.
AMOUR Marjorie is, I'm pretty sure, the only film critic in the world who doesn't think Amour is absolutely amazing, and THANK GOD she said so, because if she liked it then I would've felt obligated to see it, and jesus, enduring Amour sounds even worse than having to sit through Les Miserables. BELIEVE IT!
QUARTET Man. Old people. So many movies about old people.
PARKER Jason Statham! In a cowboy hat!
THE COMEDY Hey, Tim & Eric fans! Get ready not to laugh! I mean, not laugh some more. You're probably already pretty good at not laughing. Since you've seen so much Tim & Eric.
There's more, as ever, in Film Shorts—including Bubba Ho-Tep! hey, let's watch the Bubba Ho-Tep trailer!—and here are Movie Times.
