Are you from Miami? CONGRATULATIONS! Here is a very... unusual... public service announcement reminding everyone that it's somewhat colder in Portland and northern Florida than it is in Miami. GIRLS WHO WALK AROUND IN MINI-SKIRTS AND NO SLEEVES DOWNTOWN ON A SATURDAY NIGHT: Are you hearing me? Watch this video. IT'S COLD, YOU IDIOTS.
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