This Week in the Mercury
Monday, January 28, 2013
?!?!? The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jan 28, 2013 at 2:59 PM
Here's a person who solves traffic problems... with his foot!
I hope you enjoy the big Doc Martin boot sized dent in your back passenger door. You were clearly in tooo big a hurry to even stop and confront me. Had my daughter been with me or had you been about a centemeter closer we would be discussing this with the Police not I, Anonymous. In case you California fucks didn't realize, we take traffic laws seriously here especially in a school zone which is where you chose to attempt to blast a yellow light.
OHHHH, hold on a sec... so the person was going through a yellow light? Umm... I'm pretty sure that's not illegal here or in California, soooooo... why exactly is he kicking cars, again? OH, THE ETERNAL MYSTERIES OF THE I, ANONYMOUS BLOG! (Drop off your own mysteries while you're there.)
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