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Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Oh, You Kids! Stupid, Stupid Baby: The Trick Shot
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Feb 6, 2013 at 11:29 AM
HEY! Yeah, YOU! The stupid baby with the basketball! What are you going to do with the basketball, you stupid baby? You think you can shoot it into the basket? HAAAAA!! I would love to see you try. I would just LOVE to see a stupid, idiot baby like you pick up a basketball, and shooooooooooooooo.... HOLY SHIT!!! Ummm. Never mind?
Yeah, well, I bet you can't do that with a regulation basketball... STUPID, STUPID BABY!
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