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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Kai, the Ax-Smashing Hitchhiking Hero: the REEEEEMIX!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Feb 7, 2013 at 1:29 PM

I've already shared with you the story of Kai—the homeless hitchhiking surfer dude who "smash, smash, SUH-MASHED" a potential killer's head in with his trusty ax—(AKA the greatest news story ever told). And while it may have taken a few days, here is the awesome autotuned REEEEEEEMIX we've all been waiting for, and of course? IT'S GLORIOUS. Never die, Kai—just get your own reality show where you go around smashing evildoer's heads in with your ax.


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