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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

BREAKING: Telekinetic Panda Still on the Loose

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Feb 12, 2013 at 2:00 PM

Okay, even though this blog post was tagged "PANIC!"—do not PANIC! The authorities have this situation completely under control, and the best thing you can do at this point is to stay inside your homes and await further instructions. For those just joining us, a panda bear with telekinetic powers has been spotted wandering the streets doing horrible things... WITH HIS BRAIN. Watch.

Again, DO NOT PANIC. Stay tuned to Blogtown for the latest on this developing story.

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