You may be asking, "Wm. Steven Humphrey, do you not have anything better to do with your day than play with Full House dolls?" To which I would respond, "I don't know... AND I DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT." Minions! Find these dolls for me! Buy these dolls for me! DELIVER THESE DOLLS TO ME!! Fly, my minions, flyyyyyyy!!!
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