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Monday, February 18, 2013

Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Feb 18, 2013 at 9:29 AM

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! I'm lookin' for a naughty friend. They don't mind me partyin'. And he's so hot, Tamale'n. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

GUYS! "President's Day" isn't actually a national holiday... SO GET BACK TO WORK.

Country star Mindy McCready was found dead on the front porch of her Arkansas home, from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound. (It was the same porch where she discovered her boyfriend's suicide a month ago. She was 37, and the mother of two boys—6-years-old and 10-months old.)

More details on paraplegic Olympian/gun nut Oscar Pistorius and the murder of his girlfriend on Valentine's Day. Apparently she was shot four times through the bathroom door, and was still alive when she was carried downstairs.

Sen. John McCain calls the attacks on Benghazi a "massive coverup" perpetrated by the Obama administration. Oh! And 9/11 was an inside job!

A radical Islamist group claims responsibility for the kidnapping of seven foreigners—reportedly in response for apparent "transgressions against Allah" in Afghanistan and Mali.

Police in Papua New Guinea arrest two people for burning a woman alive—because they thought she was a witch. And yes, hundreds of people watched.

A Subway sandwich shop in France offers a Valentine's Day special... to heterosexual couples only. DAMN IT!! I REALLY WANTED TO SAVE THIRTY CENTS!!

Locally, a [REPORTEDLY] gun-carrying man outside Portland Adventist Medical Center is dead after being shot by police. Stay tuned to Blogtown... more details to come.

A hillbilly from Idaho has lost his job after snapping on a plane and slapping a crying 19-month-old. (Oh, and the hillbilly also uttered a racial slur as well.)

Actor Alec Baldwin has... well, kind of a freak out... after a New York Post photog tries to interview him.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: L'il sun, l'il clouds, l'il showers, all week long.

And finally, here's a commercial that features a woman french-kissing a bullfrog. Happy President's Day, everybody!!

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