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Monday, February 18, 2013

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Feb 18, 2013 at 2:59 PM

Sometimes people submit I, Anonymous Blog posts just to fuck with our brains. This is one of those times.

Anyshits, turns out three cougars were crawling outta the canyon and within a few days 3 were seen on our land and shot.I feel sorry for the big cats the first night-as I am part Lioness and always vote team predators. I drank heavily and listened to Neko Case and was a lil freaked out that there were more out there in the dark night.I said a quick prayer for the baby cows and felt somewhat satisfied.

WHAT. If you are a masochist or an experienced code-breaker, go ahead and read the rest here. Otherwise please send your somewhat SENSICAL rants and confessions to the I, Anonymous Blog—where it's not enough that the voices in your head make sense to YOU.


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