Portland, Oregon is about to become home of the largest women's swimwear boutique on the West Coast. I know: HOW THE FUCK.
Clearly the arrival of such a landmark calls for a celebration involving "beach hair makeovers," swimsuit models, live surf bands, free booze, tons of prizes, and a hot tub. No really, it does. Surf on over to MOD for the whens and wheres.
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