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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Guy Fieri Tastes His Own Donkey Sauce

Posted by Chris Onstad on Wed, Feb 20, 2013 at 9:44 AM

It is unlikely that Guys Flavor Juice is Vegan-Friendly.
  • It is unlikely that Guy's Flavor Juice is Vegan-Friendly.

A lesson in defensive domain registration: Guy's American Kitchen and Bar, a pitch perfect send-up of Guy's American Kitchen and Bar (official), does the damage a generation of SNL writers never could. Read in awe as this talented and mysterious satirist tempts you with a deep fried snake (brought to table with a lit sparkler stuck in each eye) and popcorn-chicken-stuffed meatloaf "...superbanged in a volcano of Tabasco butter [...] and jalapeno sugarbrew." It's lyrical, it's dead-on, and it's a way better read than the original, which uses the word "wasabi" the way some people use commas.

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