1. IT'S TOMORROW. Sat Feb 23, 7:30 pm, Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy.
2. BOBBY ROBERTS WILL WELCOME YOU ONBOARD. I WILL BE YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT, BY WHICH I MEAN I WILL BE BANNING TROLLS. We're like the Crockett and Tubbs of Mercury events? If they were on a plane? I am not sure what that means! Or who is who! Bobby and I will happily organize your wedding.
3. GET TICKETS EARLY. THIS WILL BE A BIG ONE. Here.
4. OR TAKE YOUR CHANCES... by trying to win some free tickets! I've got three pairs of tickets to give away today. To enter to win a pair, email me before 3 pm today (Fri Feb 22) and make sure the subject line of your email is "Cyrus the Virus." I'll pick three winners and email 'em back around 3:30 let them know that they are winners, not losers like everybody else. How can you improve your chances to win? That is up to you. Bribery? Flattery? A Con Air haiku? NSFW pics? Your call.
5. OH, RIGHT! You can also save a few bucks on your ticket if you show up dressed like Cameron Poe.
6. CON AIR FEATURES DANNY TREJO.
7. IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING.
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