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Thursday, March 7, 2013

Have You Booked Your SXSW Room Yet, Ladies?

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Thu, Mar 7, 2013 at 2:59 PM


Need somewhere to stay in Austin for SXSW? Daniel would like to help. Via the most amazing Craigslist ad I've seen in a while:


That's right! Ladies stay free for SXSW

I'm looking for one to two ladies to stay free during SXSW at my place. This is a simple deal; a free place to stay with many extras, for your services.


• Recording equipment and instruments
• Free internet and computer access
• Food
• I will provide some transportation as I will be attending SXSW also
• Bus stop is half a block away and goes anywhere in Austin within minutes
• A 6' tall 190 lbs 6% body fat with ripped abs and a musician, for company
• All entertainment appliances

I'm educated, extremely fit, excellent musician, lived in Austin all my life, good job, nice artistic place to stay, and well grounded.


I'm just looking for cool people to hang out with during SXSW.

• Two friends
• Sisters/twins
• One girl is fine too

I'm not a shallow person as this ad may seem. This is really a business deal, a nice way to meet cool people, and have some fun at the same time!

Looking forward to it!


ht: PhotoJQ. (LADIES: please don't actually stay with Daniel.)

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