The good news? Louis C.K. has a new HBO special coming up on April 13 (or you can download it for $5 in September, do what you like, I really don't care). Here's the trailer for that.

The better news? According to Us magazine, conservative harpy Elizabeth Hasselbeck is getting shit-canned from The View. Why? The reason is more obvious than you think. Because PEOPLE DON'T LIKE HER.

"The viewers they polled all said she was too extreme and right wing," the insider tells Us. "People did not watch the show because of Elisabeth. So they told her yesterday her contract would not be renewed."

The producers are just now figuring this out?