Because the world does not have NEARLY enough of them, here is yet another new reality show debuting tonight on Lifetime at 10 pm. Called Preachers' Daughters, it tells the tale of three preachers and their troublesome daughters who may or may not be spawns of SATAAAAAAAAAN! (Actually they just seem like boringly normal girls who have the misfortune of being saddled with parents who have impossible expectations based upon the teachings of arcane scriptures that have exactly zero relation to modern day reality. Or, you know... SATAAAAAAAAN!)
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